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Showing posts with label Durrell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Durrell. Show all posts

Tuesday, 6 June 2017

Waging peace Η κοινοτοπία του καλόυ

A fact unknown to all but the most acute children - perhaps refugees - because they're wrapped in love, and haven't been around long enough, is that houses, like dogs, furniture, people and, even rocks, are turning to dust second by second. There was a time in childhood, even youth, when I thought all work done on a house - new kitchen, new roof, new plumbing, new decor - would endure as pristine as the photos that advertise the services of decorating and house maintenance catalogues. The young are mostly unfamiliar with entropy - with decomposition and the secret perishings and spoliations that continue at the backs of cupboards, behind cookers and fridges, under fixings, between walls and in roof cavities and footings, where moth and rust corrupt.  But we adults who do want, at least for a while,  to maintain treasures on earth, must work for them - more or less all the time.
Linda's list
Lin's list of things to do never ends. I go along with it - semi-willingly. There are times when I or she or both of us do some unlisted task, which I insist she writes down so that it can be, at once, crossed out.
The kitchen doors have become the dining room doors
“What’s the most difficult thing about hanging a door, Lin?”
Everything about hanging a door is bloody difficult”
When we first assayed the inside of this house off Democracy Street, we saw that between its oldest downstairs room there was a odd-sized doorway – low enough to bump my head; wider than a single door. And there was no door. I could see hinge pintles left and right.
Fiddling through the scrap heap left inside our apothiki - a shed that accompanies most older houses, both workshop and store - I found, near the back, lying on cypress roof ties, a dusty cobwebbed old door, its top half having four panes of old glass set in slender transoms, next to a pair of sturdy cross-pieced planks.*

It was pleasing to restore these uneven pieces of old carpentry to their original space – except that the rehung door, when open, blocked the angled passage between kitchen and hallway.
Looking into the dining room, but the door, until we set about rehanging it, opened into the kitchen

We’d been living years with this minor inconvenience since 2008, until Lin said “This door, these doors, should open the other way”
“Wouldn’t it be great if this job turned out as simple as the idea”
One bad idea, not pursued, was to break out the whole door frame and turn it round. Next was to router a rebate on the back of the same frame.
“Trouble with that” said Mark in Piatsa “is that a router will only do part of the job and the rest would involve a great deal of work with a hammer and chisel. Messy.”
“No, we’ll create a new rebate by fixing squared lengths of hinge-wide wood to the back of the doorframe”
“Right! After that we remove all hinges and refix them – left ones on the right and vice versa. Inset them flush to the new wood and the same place on each door.”
I cycled down to Stamatti’s joinery on the Kato road, a kilometre from the village, and explained what we wanted; came back the next day to collect. He refused payment.
I’d not be surprised if the old male hinges on the jambs hadn’t been moved since fixed, over a century ago. I used a blow lamp to soften the paint and get a screwdriver grip on most of the 12 rusted slot screws. Burning smell. Three recalcitrants were wrenched out with grippers levered against the surrounding wood. The door hinges were easy to remove – fixed with Philips screws by me a few years ago. The trim that had been nailed to the other side of the two plank doorlet, I gently levered off and fixed to its other side.
Now the difficult part began. The verticals and horizontal timber of the doorway, as happens in old houses, was challengingly warped in two directions.
“There are going to be shims!” said Lin, and arguments for sure, since that's how we work.
The old hinge plates, wire brushed of minor rust and old paint, were switched left to right; females were attached to the doors in their old insets, and pintels into insets on the new wood, neat and easy work with the multi-cutter working along set-squared pencil lines.
“Now what? Fix the new rebates to the door frame?”
“Oh no!” says Lin “Hinge the new wood to the doors. Offer up.”
We lifted both doors into the space and held them against each other and against the door frame; the doors wedged up to allow for opening. This was when the fiddle-faddling of getting it just right began. It was to turn out that the right position for the new rebate required the predicted shims for it to stand vertical against a frame that wasn’t. Once the upright was screwed in and the door hanging, it refused to close. The centre of inner edge of the larger door, also warped, clipped the edge of the frame. We loosened screws on the rebate and shimmed; tightened them up getting closer to a clean door swing, while for most of an afternoon Lin whittled and sanded away at the central edges of frame and door, until they just cleared one another when the door was closed. It was then we found a gap between door and floor which, if filled in with a fillet on the sill of the door, would prevent it opening’
“Why, for goodness sake?”
“Lie on the kitchen floor and look into the dining room. That lovely smooth floor isn’t flat”
I put a ball bearing on it. We watched it roll towards to the kitchen.
“So that’s why the doors have riser hinges? They’re so difficult to find here. These must have been made by the local smith long ago when the village had one”
After this fol-de-rol the two-plank gap-filler on the other side turned out easier to hang, needing just a slight lean out from the top to meet the edge of the other door and close and open on the lock. And I fitted at the top of the two-plank, the cheapest bolt I could buy - €1.30 - from the locksmith and door fittings shop at 2 Spirou Arvanitaki in town.
“There’s a gap on the right side of the door panel” said Lin. Our lifting on and lifting off might have budged the centre panel out of its stiles. I rested a piece of square wood against the edge of the panel and hit it with a mallet until the gap reclosed.
“Now you’ve scarred the wood”
“Ruddy sand it out!”
All the bare door surroundings with their new countersunk screw holes, gaps between new and old wood, and the old insets on the kitchen side of the frame, were now filled with slivers of wood and filler, and sanded flush and smooth. Around the dining room side of the new hung doors we fixed lengths of moulded architrave - old trim with splits, holes and old nails, discarded by a wheelie bin in the village - into which, after we’d tidied them up, we sawed neatly fitting angles to match the not-quite-90 degree top corners.
Architrave round the new hung doors
The whole – including the scorched patches where I’d removed the kitchen-side hinges – Lin undercoated and painted gloss white. A large cork, cut and glued to the marble skirting in the dining room, served as a doorstop. The latch was set for opening into the kitchen had its curve on the wrong side. It was not reversible. I took it off the lock, used the angle grinder to roughen the curved surface of the latch, and glued on a piece of hard wood, sanding it flush to make the latch square ended, so the door closed tight....
Nearly reversing the latch, with a piece of shaped hard-wood and strong glue
 ...I got the old brass door handles that I’d dug up months ago from my Handsworth allotment, buried for years. They’d been soaking a month in penetrating oil. Now with wire brush, the rusty shaft and holding screws on the handles became visible. They yielded easily to the screwdriver, and then, with a mallet and driver, I tapped off the handles, both ready to clean with brown sauce on a rough backed sponge, and fix to the lock.
Brass door handles unearthed from my allotment

The job done, we cancelled our divorce proceedings.
“Those doors are so damned sexy, better hung than they’ve ever been!”
Strips of white marble, found by the road, cut and smoothed to tidy the rose marble skirting each side of the doors




Opening into the dining room instead of into the kitchen
*Half way up the two upright planks, that comprise one side of this doorway, are the initials 'MKM 1951' scratched into the wood. When visiting us in 2008, Kostas Apergis, Ano Korakiana's historian, said these were the initials of Marcos Cosmas Martzoukos who lived here, and 'still lives in the village'. Later this evening villagers at Piatsa told me that he is still alive, used to live in our house, but now lives further north, 'not in the village'.
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There can be no greater fanzine for me than the New York Review of Books. In the last two months I've read six editions - some saved up - cover to cover; articles - many with illustrations, line drawings, photos, reproduction of pictures, maps, portraits, caricatures - on art, fiction, history, current affairs, essay collections, short stories, poetry and poets, films, music, politics - domestic and international,  economics, natural history; writers from across the world exploring every continent, and all so eminently readable - not an exclusive magazine for fey escapists from the crudeness of the world - its editors, as I understand, seek rewrites, revisions, over and over, in the interests of intelligibility and accuracy. My mum subscribed until she died in 2012, and passed me on her copies for years, sometimes with underlinings and notes, but this year for the first time, having paid rather a lot for a newstand copy, I subscribed myself. Three came in my cabin bag on the plane, and a few weeks ago my son collected the latest from our mail in Birmingham and brought them here with him. There are on-line versions of the magazine, but I like its heft, the feeling that it's not an object made to gather dust, though I think I'd hesitate, ever, to use it as kindling. Unlike the daily news that bombards - like separate points on invisible graphs - and even distracts for all its sensational freshness, the NYRB arrives with perspectives that have been mulled. Its writing, when I look at past editions from decades ago, lacks the datedness of even the wisest daily. It stands back without detachment.
NYRBs for the first part of 2017

I've at last read Nabakov's Lolita. I didn't quite know what to expect given decades of celebrated notoriety. I understand that it's strongest criticism is that, as Nabokov writes, 'Lolita had been safely solipsised' - in other words deprived of identity and even existence, made into a fantasy by her abuser. Like The Kindly Ones which I read last year, the book transfixed me, and will sit inside my head like tattoo on my skin.

Linda bought me, at a table top sale in Kontokali, a copy of the 50 year correspondence between Henry Miller and Lawrence Durrell between the 1920s and 70s. I've been reading it in the loo, over about three weeks. The book, which has brief and modest connecting commentary by its editor, is long, at times dense, often incomprehensible, with lots of gossip, prejudice, crudity, and  moments of dazzling recognition - and the loveliest writing - when they write about their Greece, their Greeks, their Athens, their Corfu (LD speaking of his last home in Provence '...having fouled my own nest in the same way in Greece' 1959 p.339) and the people they knew here, with whom they ate and drank and loved, and 'fucked' and talked ('these talents, these genii, so far above me in their perceptions, nostalgias, sadnesses, talents, endeavours, and successes in the world' SB), but I'm also struck and even pleased, over and again, by their ordinary unprescience, fascination with unreliable opinion, frailties, illnesses, burglaries, money worries, daft enthusiasms - like ordinary folk; LDs loathing for the crowd, for the spread of motor cars and dead holiday apartments ringing old villages, strangling them, diesel smell replacing garlic and pissoir pong in Paris; all dead now, slipped away, roaming together in one of Dante's circles, friends for life.
In the looming shadow of an oppressive dictatorship and imminent world war, George Seferis and George Katsimbalis, along with other poets and writers from Greece's fabled Generation of the 1930s, welcomed Henry Miller and Lawrence Durrell to their homeland. Together, as they spent evenings in Athenian tavernas, explored the Peloponnese, swam off island beaches, and considered the meaning of Greek life, freedom and art, they seemed to be inventing paradise. In a lyrical blend of personal memoir, literary criticism, and interpretative storytelling, Edmund Keeley takes readers on a journey into the poetry, friendships and politics of this extraordinary time. (Edmund Keeley's Inventing Paradise 2002)
What would they make of The Durrells- so popular on TV, a third series of the family's stay on Corfu for just 6 years - 1935-1940 - a myth being filmed as family comedy on the island even now?
Henry Miller and Lawrence Durrell in Corfu in 1939


Sunday, 6 April 2014

"...a change in the heart of things"

Skimmed  by the bulldozers - the site of the new Victoria Jubilee Allotments in 2004

The soil spread by the developer, when re-creating the space for growing things, is acknowledged problematic. Didn’t Susan Green from Douglas Road, other side of Handsworth Park, phone me the day the site opened for inspection by those who wanted allotments?
“No way am I taking up a plot, Simon! The ground's full of rubbish. There’s dry clay just below the topsoil.”
My enthusiasm overrode her carping, but she had a point. The site's in a wonderful place, a great green space under two miles from the centre of Birmingham, marching beside Handsworth Park, whose trees provide its skyline, backdrop and, when the wind blows, sounds that override the city's rumble. In some parts the topsoil, such as it was, got bulldozed back into place, over the heavy-plant-compacted ground of the builder’s work yard. Ralph’s dug down several feet on his plot, broken up the hard surface down there, and, with pick and shovel, removed a ton of hardcore so his plot can drain. Our plot, next to the Park fence, is out of that zone, but since I’ve been working it I’ve removed the remains of the previous gardeners’ equipment, fragments of brick and slab, parts of greenhouses  - frames and broken glass - wire, pipes, guttering and plastic bags – skimmed by the bulldozer into a stew of soil, wood and shattered sheds that sat like a dyke, a good 15 feet high, 80 yards long, squatting for nearly a decade behind the terrace houses along Holly Road. I saw it through a friend’s upstair’s window.
“One day” I assured him “there’ll be a cricket pitch there and beyond that allotments”
“I’ll believe it”
For years I peered through a barrier as the developer's workers dug over the site
Of that agreement, only the allotments have so far arrived. The ground for them was laid out by sifting out the trunks of a couple of ripped up sycamores, and bulldozing the pile back into place across the north west corner of the site – 80 plots divided by gravel and drained paths.
Then in 2008 the layout began

The surface was raked of its most obvious obstructions and allowed to sit and grow weeds for a couple more years...
Weeds were spreading and the site was still not open in 2009

... until in June 2010 the Victoria Jubilee Allotments went public. Lin and I chose our plot in an ideal spot, adjoining a tap, near the remaining hedge, a gently sloping aspect down to Handsworth Park for whose restoration we and many others had lobbied over many years. I couldn’t have been happier, enjoying the extra pleasure of knowing that these allotments might never have been but for the prolonged local campaign I’d led to gain a city negotiated Section 106 Agreement that had the developer, who’d wanted the whole site for building, passing two thirds of it back to the public domain for allotments and playing fields - the latter still to come, despite an agreement made in 2004. Thereafter the challenge has been mine. John Martin teased me gently “Simon! You’ve been excited by the idea of working an allotment”
By 2013 I was arriving back from a time away, reluctant even to go out to the plot. It’s not just that the soil left us by the developer was so intractable. Far from it.  A few gardeners on the Victoria Jubilee Allotments have been producing successful harvests since they started here. I am not one of them. I have struggled to turn the 'idea' that John spoke of into a properly worked garden producing food that Lin and I can cook and eat at home or pass around the family. There’s a sturdy shed with the tools I need. Paths. There are fruit trees, and of course Gill’s beehive has a home here. I’ve won a few crops – broad beans, runner beans, potatoes, spinach. But they’ve arrived in desultory ways.
"How can I prepare something with your veg unless you warn me?" Lin complains
Other enthusiastic applicants for plots have left after a brief struggle with the ground, with couch grass and the latest annual weeds. I have no intention of ‘giving up’. The 'idea' keeps me going. I’ve argued with Ziggi.
“I’m generations from the land. My ancestors were city people from the start of the industrial revolution. We don’t do ‘back to the land”
She disagrees. We were at Dukes in St.James. She said she was as removed from the land as I.
“It’s wanting to cook and eat things you’ve grown”
We're both right. You must know how to grow; know how and when to crop and store and you must know how to cook and enjoy the eating.
What matters is that perseverance and a decision to work harder on the soil last autumn has marked a change. I've abandoned - at least for now - the idea of cheap home grown veg and spent money that would be beyond imitating the ideal envisaged in the 1908 Allotments and Smallholdings Act*  passed to help a working man feed his family in the city from an 'allotted plot'.
I've invested in manure. I've bought top-soil. I've paid our helper from Handsworth Helping Hands - Taj - to concentrate on digging and weeding, digging and weeding, digging and weeding; adding in the manure as he goes and removing the larger stones, piling them at the back of the plot or using them to edge paths. I - no 'we' - are beginning to get some degree of farming on this 200 square metre piece of ground. Even far away from it, I dream about the plot. I imagine seeds germinating, saplings blossoming, seedlings, if they survive the pigeons, settling in to grow. While Gill waits to find another swarm, I've worked around the empty beehive and replaced John's slightly shaky net structure...
...and in the last few days of England planted and planted - potatoes, Jerusalem artichokes, spinach, onions, broccoli, cauliflower, Brussels sprouts. I dragged furrows. Laid topsoil there and bedded my young plants and seeds in it, watered them in and added another thin layer of new topsoil, friable as a nursery play garden's, and then raked a small layer of the cruder earth over the top, chatting to them the while like an idiot, keeping an eye out for Oscar watching at the steel fence for passing dogs to growl at; bitches to pursue via one of the opening's in the fence I've failed to block.
In you go, darlin's


At Luton in the night we waited for a dawn flight to Greece. I'd slept on the coach to the airport missing tedious stops on the way and now we chatted and did dopey things to pass the time.
At last we're in the sky, reading, snoozing, snacking, in the compact spaces of budget flight until we're 'aware of the horizon beginning to strain at the rim of the world: aware of islands coming out of the darkness to meet us... '
Karaburun Peninsula from our Easyjet to Corfu
 ...descending beside the Albanian mountains west of Vlorë, hardly a hundred miles north of the green island and beloved Greece where I kneel to touch the concrete half pretending a problem with balance.

In hours we're at work again, cutting the greenery that blocks the path below the house, tidying the small garden, and - at last - cutting out rotten sections of the wooden balcony...

...straightening the floor in the small bedroom upstairs where some 'lazy idiot' - we know who - had laid a chunk of flooring grade chipboard with no cross beams between joists...


...so that it sagged the width of the small room. We sawed out the chipboard in two sections to extricate its edges from the wall plaster; put in cross beams, fixed them with angles screws to the joists while resting on battens I'd nailed to the joists. Screwing down the curled up edges of the chipboard, we removed its sag; all this before we can add varnished skirting of wood recovered from a dismembered palette waiting in the garden.
Rotting balcony wood replaced

*There are plans to remove certain statutory protection of allotments, by giving local councils more 'responsibility' when it comes to being blamed for implementing the new national planning policy framework:   The full list of secondary legislation, orders and regulations (with commentary provided by the DCLG) that the department intends to abolish or amend is as follows:
1. The Small Holdings and Allotments Regulations 1919 Remove. This required councils to get the consent of the CLG Secretary of State for certain actions in relation to allotment land, such as if they want to purchase allotment land or lease allotment land to an association or lease allotment land for more than a year at time.  It is not considered that these regulations have effect any longer and this will help clean up the statute book.  

Saturday, 25 January 2014

'Greece offers you something harder'

The start of Lawrence Durrell's first book Prospero's Cell: A guide to the landscape and manners of the island of Corcyra 1945





The sublime and the ridiculous are often so nearly related, that it is difficult to class them separately. Thomas Paine
I'm pretty confident Lawrence Durrell’s family didn’t engage in anything so banal as completing a local tax return when they lived here long ago, nor needed 'pink slips'...
Pink slips accompanying local bank withdrawals prove we bring our money from the UK

...as sure as I am great Achilles didn't have to tear off the fiddly strips of silver paper on top of small cartons when adding milk to his coffee, if he drank coffee or would have drunk it as anything but skirto …unless this seems a cheap trick it’s a memo to myself that the membrane between bathos and the sublime is permeable, sometimes as brittle as courtship – a looking glass - but mostly an ever-present screen through which musings flow as easily in both directions as a stand-up who dies one night and brings the house down the next…
A friend sent this to us:
If you have to declare income in Greece this year, you will need a lot of patience. From this year onwards, all tax returns will be submitted only online, but this will not facilitate the process. To the contrary, you will not get away with waiting in queues at the tax office or with the bureaucratic madness, which we are familiar with at present. The only way to deal with another administrative obstacle is to find information and a lot of patience….To be able to fill in the tax return in Greece, you must have a code to use the online state tax system TAXIS. How to obtain this code: 
1. Go to https://www1.gsis.gr/registration/chooseRegistrationType.htm
2. Choose "Initial registration" (Αρχική εγγραφή)

3. Choose whether you will fill in the tax return as an individual person or as an entity
 
4. Fill in the requested information

5. Then, go to your local tax office to obtain the codes to fill in the tax return.Since the beginning of the week, the queues at the tax offices for obtaining the access codes to the system have been enormous. People have been waiting for hours to be able to return home and start filling in the tax returns online…GR Reporter 28 May 2013 Tax pains 2013)

From p.5 Tax Guide For Residents Abroad’ Directorate General of Taxation, Directorate General of Customs and Special Consumption Tax, Athens, June 2008   …. Greek tax guidance
2. WHO MUST FILE A RETURN? More specifically, those residing abroad must file a tax return in Greece, if ….Regardless of whether they have a taxable income in Greece, they shall file a return when…(e) they have purchased real estate or constructed a building in Greece…
Our Greek accountant in Corfu town is excellent but once he had dealt with the fines we needed to pay for a few years unsubmitted tax forms (ignorance of the law, as everywhere, being no excuse for its breach) it made sense that rather than waste his fee submitting further annual confirmation that we earn no money in Greece, we should ourselves file a return to this effect, doing it, as is now possible and indeed required, on-line. 
The first step Lin and I learned from our friend Cinty was to get a one-time key code from the tax office to access and register ourselves with the Hellenic tax office website.
“Where’s the tax office?”
“In the Town Hall just off San Rocco Square, opposite the Theatre”  
Ah yes, down St Dessilas or Manzarou Streets off G Theotoki, where they meet Samaras Street. These offices are not to be mistaken for the Municipal Assembly building which is half-way along N.Theotoki. We needed to meet the bureaucracy.
We rose at dawn to get there early and were in the foyer of our target building by just before 9.00am, ranging the dim-lit space like sniffer dogs, in our case seeking signage. I poked my head into a small open plan on the ground floor
“Tax office, please?””
One of two women sat in shadow turned from her small crowded desk to gaze at us before peering upwards.
“Up a floor, I think” I said to Lin. 
At the top of two flights was a long screen with a few people at windows talking through to people behind. Promising. We assayed an eastward corridor. There were numbers on doors, titles, notices in abundance but nothing indicative. I knocked hopefully on a door and heard an invitation to enter.
“Where do we go for tax?”
A hand was stretched out and a finger pointed back where we came, with a suggestion we wind leftwards beyond the head of the stairs we’d climbed. Round a corner in the colourless gloom we came upon a ragged queue of people standing and seated near a half-open door in a cul-de-sac - a corridor of powerless.
“Excuse me. Does anyone speak English?”
Silence of the waiting, then a lady smiled and said “Yes”
“Where do we go to file our tax?”
“Here” She indicated the door marked with a number 9 – handwritten - just opposite where she sat. Was she at the head or the end of the queue?
“Can we do it on the computer?”
“Yes. But you need a key”
“Can we get that here?”
“You must ask an accountant I think”
“We would like to do it ourselves”
“Yes but you need an accountant to get you a key”
“Perhaps we should cut our losses at this stage” I murmured to Lin and we turned to descend.
“A moment” I said “I really want to see what this room looks like”
I insinuated myself through the queue breathing English apologies and put my head round the door. The room was smaller than I expected with less than four desks and screens – long ones with cathodes.
“So sorry” I gazed around with as much pathos as I could manage “Does anyone speak English?”
Two women head-gestured me to the woman nearest the door “Georgia”
She was already with a client.
“What do you want?”
“We need a key to file a tax return”
“Wait a moment. You have your tax numbers?”
“Yes yes. All that and passports. Shall we wait outside now?
‘No no”
Urgently I call Lin to join me.
“Quick quick” I made apologetic gestures to the woman already waiting.
Lin read out our tax numbers.
“Your passports” 
Lin handed them over. 
I felt excited; made more apologies to the other client who smiled in a sweet way “No problem”
“Thank you. Thank you so much” 
My heart was full of a grateful supplicant’s deference and amity as we left after a short telephone exchange that brought us our one-time keys and passwords.
“Is the website also in English?” Lin asked as we left
“I think so”
Looking away from the queue by the door we headed down to the street
Outside the tax office "Yes!"

“Blimey blimey” I gasped as “we’ve been in there less than 30 minutes”
Lin sparing with praise said “Well done that Baddeley”
We drove home via Sally’s Bar at Ipsos where Lin found the site as well as a tax guide that could be downloaded as a PDF. It was in English but the website was in Greek.
“Cinty’s place?”
Back in the village Cinty made us tea and coffee and sat with Lin as she entered our key numbers and registered…

“We’re in!”
Clicking on the options for the forms we needed, none, said the computer in red text, applied to us.
“Oh well. We’ve done alright so far and the return doesn't have to be until May"
“Put a request for help on Corfu Grapevine on Facebook” suggested Cinty

Hi there. Helpful and informative advice needed with on-line tax forms. Linda and I have registered for Greek on-line tax form submission. Our accounts are now open, but we don't know which form we have to fill in. We're non-resident but own a house on the island, retired and receiving no Greek income. Our money comes from UK and we have pink-slips to that effect. Could anyone please tell us which form we need to click on for this? Thanks in advance. Simon & Linda
  • Marion Kirkham glad you mentioned this simon as we to have a place in kassiopi and were at a loss also.
  • Simon Baddeley Have you registered for on-line submission, Marion? We felt pretty proud at getting our key code from the tax office in town in only 40 minutes - thanks to a kind lady working in room 9 on the first floor. Now we are 'in' the system' it has come up with a list of forms (with the help of a Greek speaking friend) and we cannot find the one that's appropriate for our situation.
  • Marion Kirkham not yet we were going to do it when we go back in the spring not relizing we could do it online...
  • Simon Baddeley The lady at the office said the on-line forms might be in English but we could not find that, which is why a Greek friend has been so helpful. You can use English in the form - username, passwords, tax code etc.
  • Marion Kirkham ahh thank you,,,
  • Annie McGiggles Hawkins We always get our accountant to do this for just to be on the safe side.
  • Simon Baddeley That makes sense, Annie, if you're running a local business or otherwise earning money here, especially with recent unpredictable tax rules, but we are trying to save ourselves the cost of an accountant's expertise given that we've only to make an annual and routine declaration of non-earning.
  • Uschi Niemann Simon, I think Annie is totally right - even if you don't have a business or work here. Things change so quick at the moment, that even with reading all news you will never be sure... I'm in the same situation and would never do t without accountant. Can give you the adress of a reliable one as soon as I am back to Corfu next week.
  • Roddy McKenzie I have lived permanently on Corfu for 8 years now, have NO Greek sourced income and use a Greek accountant in Corfu town. Charges 80 euro and worth every penny/cent. Negotiating the constantly changing Greek tax laws for a non Greek is a nightmare..tried it first year here and gave up.
  • Tricia Giles This is from last year but it may be helpful to you even though you are non-resident. 
    "According to the international convention applied so far, a citizen has to pay tax in the country where he or she resides for 183 days a year or more. If the person receives income in another country in parallel, it must be included in the tax return, adding the tax withheld in the other country in order for the tax service to deduct it." http://goo.gl/7fvVbS


    www.grreporter.info
    If you have to declare income in Greece this year, you will need a lot of patience. From this year onwards, all tax returns will be submitted only online, but this will not facilitate the process. To the contrary, you will not get away with waiting in queues at the tax office or with the bureaucrati...
  • Tricia Giles We use an accountant who does all the form filling for us and it has never cost us more than €60. Money well spent in my opinion!
  • Annie McGiggles Hawkins We too have no income in Greece, but feel much safer using an accountant and for between €60 and €90 euros per annum would consider it money very well spent. After all, it's only 7.5€ per month at the highest figure. A drop in the ocean. Would hate to fall foul of the Greek tax system.
  • Susan Daltas If you really really want to get in a mess carry on without an accountant! Would you suggest a student in Birmingham tries to get a Ph.D without a professor?
  • Susan Daltas Didn't mean the above to sound rude, Simon.
  • Tricia Giles Even the accountants struggle to keep up with the ever-changing tax laws! We would have no chance without one!
  • Kerry Davison Simon. Paying an accountant is alot cheaper than paying the fine should you make a mistake. I would recommend xxx on xxxx who does my tax return and is very reasonable.
  • Moyra Flynn We're in the same position and definitely recommend using an accountant. Like Annie, it only costs about 60 euro a year. Well worth it. Good luck.
  • Louise Edwards My husband is Greek and even he uses an accountant to make sure he gets it right.
  • Uschi Niemann Only thing I was told is "ask your accountant every year to show you the papers to be sure, he did it!" because unfortunately and apparently there are some, who tell you, they will care and then don't  Problem is ,if you ever want to or have to sell your property, you definitely need those papers for every single year - if you don't have them, you cannot sell!
  • Tricia Giles For a simple tax return, and I know that people still debate this but we have been told that as long as you have all your pink slips there will not be a problem. Even if you are told you don't need them still get them just in case the powers that be change their minds - again!
  • Simon Baddeley Thanks for all this kind and cautionary advice. How about a poem about the man who tried to submit his tax return in Greece without an accountant (:)) No-one was 'rude' by the way but one of the accountant's mentioned 'forgot' to make our returns and we had to pay three years of fines. I think we may end up getting our present accountant to teach us how to submit our tax on-line even if that costs more. Principle: Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime...or is that not relevant here?
  • Tricia Giles I'm not so sure it is relevant when tax related matters are changing so frequently here! 
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  • Simon Baddeley We do UK tax returns on line from home. So I will persist with trying to do our Greek tax return on line. If for no other reason it's a holy good way to get better at writing and reading Greek. That's a winner even if we get it wrong! (If I fall flat on my face as a result of hubris I will be honest and let CG know what happened). What I absolutely know is that we are so grateful for Greek friends who have helped and continue to help with this process. It's almost as if they sympathise with our struggle. We certainly sympathise with theirs. Shttp://www.gsis.gr/.../documents.../fylladio-english.pdf
  • Tricia Giles Rather you than me these days but good luck!
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  • Simon Baddeley Appreciated Tricia. S
  • Susan Daltas Well done for sticking to your guns despite all the contrary advice!
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  • Heather Skinner Simon Baddeley, I've done my own tax return in the UK for years, I had the good fortune of working closely with accountants who gave me good advice on what I needed to do to get me started all those years ago, but since moving here I am definitely going to take the hit on paying a few euros to a GOOD Greek accountant to sort out what needs to be filed on my behalf - my suggestion would be to ask for recommendations of an accountant here who won't charge you the earth and who will do what they say they will do on your behalf. Best of luck to you if you stick to your guns
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The rain comes more frequently now - day and night - wind blown shallow streams of water running up and down Democracy Street. Photography doesn't do so well depicting rain. I need the lines in the sky that the Japanese do to get the sense of what this feels like, as water descends from the overcast with its quiet roar like falling rice on our sturdy roof, big drops racing down the glass of our few unshuttered windows, the clouds pushing up the grey-green slopes behind the village.
Hokusai Night rain

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Draft short account that might be suitable for Wikipedia:
ΑΡΙΣΤΕΙΔΗ ΖΑΧ. ΜΕΤΑΛΛΗΝΟΣ



The sculptor Aristedes Zacharias Metallinos (Αριστείδη Ζαχ. Μεταλληνος), brother to Spiros and Xthoforos, one of three sons of  Zacharias and Eleni Metallinos, was born in 1908 (no official record of birth date) and died at 79 on 19 May 1987. He spent the greatest part of his life working as a general craftsman in the village of Ano Korakiana on the island of Corfu in Greece. Despite early evidence of his imaginative talent as a carver of stone, Metallinos was prevented by poverty from artistic training. He did not begin his work as a self-taught sculptor until 1973, when at the age of 67 until his death in 1987, he fulfilled a long held intention of creating, in local stone and marble, a unique record of the fast changing social life of the village’s pastoral economy, emphasising the role of the family and traditional customs. To this the sculptor carved, as his work evolved, a commentary on human nature and the world - one that was often pungent, erotic and at times ribald. His work of over 250 pieces, nearly all completed in the last 12 years of his life, is kept together in a family museum in Ano Korakiana - a museum he built himself, intending it as a gift to the village. Aristedes' first wife, Eleni, died childless. The sculptor was married again, late in life, to Angeliki, who bore him two children, Andreas and Maria. Andreas, and his wife Anna, continue to live in Ano Korakiana in the museum that houses a unique collection of work largely unknown outside the village in which it was created. 
(I cannot hope to get this accepted as a Wikipedia article without external references - so I need to get these for the additional papers Angeliki has copied to me, one of them - Δημοσιεύθηχε στο περιοδικό Μυριόβιβλος 7 (1985) . σελ. 37-47. I realise that until now I've been spelling his first name 'Arestides'. In English it should be 'Aristedes')
Plaque on the museum - the date 1973 - when Arestides Metallinous, aged 65, signed himself a sculptor, and also - mark the trowel - showing himself as the builder of the house in which he planned to display his work for the village

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So beloved Amy allows us to go public on the arrival in July of another grandchild.
Our daughter's four month scan (photo: Richard Baddeley)
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We missed the cutting of the Vasilopita cake this year. We shall also miss Clean Monday Καθαρά Δευτέρα, on 3 March this year, the first day of Lent, and the Ano Korakiana Carnival, (2010 record) but need to return to England for some weeks:

Η κοπή της πίτας με μουσική και χορό - The cutting of the cake with music and dancing
26.01.14
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pitafilarm2014b.jpgΠραγματοποιήθηκε απόψε στο «Luna D’ Argento» η ετήσια εκδήλωση της Φιλαρμονικής για το κόψιμο της πρωτοχρονιάτικης πίτας.Το πρόγραμμα περιελάμβανε την παρουσίαση μουσικών συνόλων, απαρτιζομένων κυρίως από νεαρούς μουσικούς με τη συνοδεία των δασκάλων τους (κλαρίνα, φλάουτα, βαρύτονα, κρουστά) και στη συνέχεια χορούς από τα τμήματα του Χορευτικού του Συλλόγου. Πολύ ωραία ήταν η παρουσία των μικρών χορευτών που παρουσίασαν ένα μικρό σκετς με τους μήνες του χρόνου, υπό την καθοδήγηση της Νίκης Κένταρχου.
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Η εκδήλωση άνοιξε με αγιασμό και την κοπή της πίτας από τρεις εκπροσώπους των τμημάτων του Συλλόγου (Μπάντας, Χορωδίας και Χορευτικού). Στη συνέχεια έλαβε το λόγο η αντιπρόεδρος του Συλλόγου Δώρα Μεταλληνού, που αναφέρθηκε στη σημασία της Τέχνης στους ζοφερούς καιρούς που περνάμε και μετέφερε τις ευχές του Προέδρου της Διοίκησης Σπύρου Σαββανή.Ακολούθως απηύθυναν σύντομο χαιρετισμό η αντιδήμαρχος Κέρκυρας Φανή Τσιμπούλη και η Πρόεδρος του ΔΗΠΕΘΕ Όλγα Καποδίστρια, ενώ η υπεύθυνη του Χορευτικού Ηλέκτρα Μαρτζούκου και ο αρχιμουσικός Κώστας Ζερβόπουλος παρουσίασαν το πρόγραμμα της βραδιάς και τους συντελεστές.

pitafilarm2014d.jpgΣτο τέλος, ένα κομμάτι πίτας (χορηγία της Πέπης Ιωνά) ανέμενε όλους τους παρευρεθέντες, με το τυχερό νόμισμα να πέφτει στην Ελευθερία Τσιριγώτη.


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